I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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