Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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