dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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