I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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