You smell like stripper and shame
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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