Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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