I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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