Christians are straight up FREAKS
if only i could text you this smell
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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