I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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