are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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