Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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