Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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