is this the sara with the beer cane?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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