it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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