That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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