well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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