I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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