You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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