windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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