what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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