STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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