In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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