better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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