"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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