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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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