We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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