Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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