it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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