with your own penis?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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