But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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