So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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