break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She bit a glass in half.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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