Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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