dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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