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I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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