I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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