I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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