He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
