I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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