i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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