ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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