hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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