Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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