Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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