bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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