I think i sorta joined a cult last night
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
