No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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