he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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