I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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