So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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