Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
sex in a hospital.. check
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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