my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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