Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We left the knife in your bed.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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