So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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