and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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