Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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